“The ends justify the means”: obviously true or obviously false? I can’t decide which
I do stand-up in the evenings and work in a call centre in the day, and both jobs involve a lot of people saying “the ends justify the means”. My team leader says it when he wants us to hit targets by telling customers a tiny lie about wait times. A comic I know says it about stealing jokes, because the audience laughs either way.
Here is my problem. The phrase sounds obviously true: why would you do anything except for its ends? Nobody makes a cup of tea for the sake of the kettle. And it sounds obviously false: surely you can't do anything at all if the result is good enough.
I read somewhere that this is the central question in the debate about consequentialism. Can someone explain, in normal-person language:
- What a consequentialist actually believes about ends and means.
- Whether my team leader's tiny lie is justified on that view.
- Why the phrase sounds true and false at the same time.
I would prefer an answer that does not make me feel like I'm in a seminar. I tried a seminar once. It was like a gig where nobody laughs and everyone takes notes.